I adore these lyrics.
3rd tally for You, Me, and Everyone We Know, 2nd tally for Dirty Laundry
Dirty Laundry - You, Me, and Everyone We Know
Stalking the girls I could never fuck. I mean, they're sluts, but it seems I lack that luck. And I'm not the man to wash my hands all alone or acting like we've hit it off. 'Cause either way I'm just jerking someone off.