Everyone has their convictions, whether they be pivotal to your every day life or just a simple opinion on what you think is the best. These are mine, also with a few random facts about me sprinkled in.
- How I Met Your Mother is the greatest television show of all-time
- Nice guys will ALWAYS finish last
- Halloween is not only the best horror movie ever made, but the greatest movie ever made as well
- Blink-182 is the greatest band of all-time
- Nearly all the music played on the radio is trash
- Sports figures do NOT make too much money
- Dark hair is better than light hair
- Derrick Rose is the most exciting player to watch in the NBA
- Tattoos should be accepted in the work place with restrictions, provided they aren't vulgar and obviously unacceptable
- While they certainly deserve the respect they get, classic rock bands are overrated
- Sports can be the greatest escape in the world
- I'm the type of person who often times wishes he had more alone time, but then despises it when he has it
- I'm the most indecisive person you'll ever meet
- Stacey King is the best announcer is all of sports
- Kevin Harlan is the best national broadcast announcer in all of sports
- Gus Johnson is a close 2nd
- Metal music is overrated and metal heads who act like all other music is trash in comparison are egotistical dicks
- The Miami Heat PA announcer is unbelievably annoying
- The Miami Heat intro video is awful
- NBA referees are the worst in all of sports
- People who protest at funerals should be put in prison
- PETA stands for something awesome, but does it in the most despicable way possible
- If you don't like hockey, then I feel sorry for you
- Vinny Del Negro is the worst coach in all of sports
- Giving presents is better than receiving
- People who can't spell and have no desire to rectify it are morons and should be ridiculed
- People with bad grammar or wrong word usage will never be taken seriously by me
- The Chicago Bulls intro is the greatest in all of sports
- Tim Tebow is awesome
- School is, for the most part, useless, we live in a world where knowing about ancient civilizations or how to use quadratic equations serves us no use, but we're required to learn it anyway
- The National Anthem before Chicago Blackhawks games is bone chillingly awesome. Being a part of it is unbelievable. Nobody does it better than Jim
- Schools should only teach English, Science, Reading/Comprehension Skills, Basic Mathematics, & Foreign Languages
- The Chicago Cubs will never win a World Series again
- LeBron James will eventually win at least one championship
- Unconditional love does not exist
- You can't trust anyone. Most people will fuck you over in a second if it means further bettering their own situations
- The people who DON'T have a desire to fuck people over, will be walked on their whole lives
- I'm one of those people who gets walked on their whole life
- We're forced to make too many life altering decisions at early ages
- I despise being lied to, but it happens quite a bit
- I assume pretty much anything anyone tells me is a lie
- The 1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl team is the greatest NFL team of all-time
- Michael Jordan is the greatest NBA player of all-time and if anyone even tries to remotely argue it, even if simply being devil's advocate, they don't know anything about basketball
- People are inconsiderate and only care about themselves
- HD televisions are vastly superior to standard and you're living in the stone age if you don't upgrade
- PS3 is better than XBOX 360
- If you don't have a job and you're not actively trying to get one, then that's sad, especially if you don't go to school either
- Florida sports fans are atrociously bad and pathetic
- Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire, Jose Cancesco, Roger Clemens, Rafael Palmeiro, Jason Giambi, & all other obvious steroid users in MLB should never make the Hall of Fame
- Pete Rose is one of the scummiest losers to ever be a sports figure, but should be in the Hall of Fame (as should Shoeless Joe Jackson)
- Soccer is boring as shit and a joke
- Michael Jackson is a disgusting pedophile who should be forgotten
- Chris Benoit is a piece of shit and should absolutely be erased from wrestling history
- Ken Griffey Jr was the best player of the 90s in MLB and the greatest player I have ever seen play
- Cats are just as awesome as dogs
- Black & white is the best color combination
- Lazy people who leave shopping carts in the middle of parking lots are pathetic losers
- Hipsters/pretentious people who think they're better than other people are just as bad as the jocks that picked on them in school. They're also hypocrites.
- People who poke fun at tragedies are pathetic
- College sports are shit and NCAA football is a joke
- TNA & CZW are piss poor excuses for wrestling companies
- The Stanley Cup is, without a doubt, the best trophy in all of sports
- You never get used to getting your heart broken
- I regret every decision I make without fail
- Living in a city is a million times better than a boring country type area
- Celebrity gossip is dumb
- Justin Bieber isn't that bad (don't get me wrong, his music sucks) but his fans are insufferable
- People who use memes from sites like 4chan or Reddit in every day life or on Facebook/Twitter are losers
- Arrow to the knee jokes aren't funny
- Women in the kitchen/racist jokes are tired
- On that note, feminists are annoying as shit
- Southern accents are funny and deserve to be ridiculed
- If you can't take a joke about yourself, don't rib other people
- Life sucks and then you die
- Fake "gangsters" who try to act hood, whether they be white or black, are idiots
- Canada is actually kind of awesome
- Guys/girls who think when a person they want is gay they can just turn are ignorant morons
- Everybody lies, all the time
- Batman is the best superhero
- Chicago is the greatest city in the world
- Joe Paterno's legacy at Penn State should forever be tainted for housing a pedophile ring in his football program
- Alex Gonzalez is the reason the Chicago Cubs lost to the Florida Marlins in the 2003 NLCS
- Alcohol & other drugs are overrated, but we live in a civilization where you're made to be an outcast if you don't enjoy them
- Pot heads who brag about smoking or constantly try to claim it should be legal (I couldn't care less) are annoying pricks
- People are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling
- Gays should be able to get married
- Abortion should be up to the woman, not decided by the government, nor should she be ridiculed
- Religious fanatics are insane and a massive stain in the world
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