Songs of the Week

Talk about a debut for Hoodie Allen.

Songs Tally

1st tally for Hoodie Allen, 1st tally for Small Town

Small Town - Hoodie Allen

Grand Theft Auto when your heart like Niko. Trying to meet your mother like I'm Jason Segel.

2nd tally for Hoodie Allen, 1st tally for The Chase is On

The Chase is On - Hoodie Allen

I would rather kick it and do nothing like a mallrat. Never Kel Mitchell, but baby I swear I'm all that.

3rd tally for Hoodie Allen, 1st tally for Passin' Me By in '09

Passin' Me By in '09 - Hoodie Allen

She keeps on passing me by.

4th tally for Hoodie Allen, 1st tally for #WhiteGirlProblems

#WhiteGirlProblems - Hoodie Allen

White girl problems, all over the world. What we gonna do with these girls? Yo, here's some famous people that have them. Taylor Swift got white girl problems. Mandy Moore got white girl problems. Kobe Bryant got white girl problems. Kanye West got white girl problems. Michael Phelps got white girl problems. The cast of Friends got white girl problems. All of y'all got white girl problems.

5th tally for Hoodie Allen, 1st tally for No Faith in Brooklyn

No Faith in Brooklyn - Hoodie Allen

We should take a walk some day, dream about what we could of been. But, I don't wanna leave this place.

4th tally for Kid Cudi, 1st tally for The Prayer

The Prayer - Kid Cudi

All the while, 'til I'm gone, make my words important so if I slip away, if I die today, the last thing you remember won't be about some apple bottom jeans with the boots with the fur.

1st tally for Chingy, 1st tally for Right Thurr

Right Thurr - Chingy

RIP in peace Chingy

1st tally for Mike Jones, 1st tally for Badd

Badd - Mike Jones

I need a dime that's top of the line. Cute face, small waist, and a big behind.

38th tally for All Time Low, 4th tally for Time-Bomb

Time-Bomb - All Time Low

Got my heart in your hands, like a time-bomb ticking. It goes off, we start again. When it breaks, we fix it. Got your heart in my hands, like a time-bomb ticking. We should know better, but we won't let go. It was like a time-bomb set into motion. We knew that we were destined to explode and if I have to pull you out of the wreckage, you know I'm never gonna let you let me go. Like a time-bomb. Gonna lose it, let's defuse it. Baby, we're like a time-bomb, but I need it. Wouldn't have it any other way.

39th tally for All Time Low, 1st tally for A Daydream Away

A Daydream Away - All Time Low

You're just a daydream away, I wouldn't know what to say if I had you and I'll keep you a daydream away. Just watch from a safe place, so I never have to lose.

40th tally for All Time Low, 1st tally for Heroes

Heroes - All Time Low

Not gonna miss you when you're dead and gone. Not gonna talk about you over and over and over. Not gonna file you under latest nostalgia or happily ever after. Not gonna listen to your played-out songs. Don't wanna think about you over and over and over. Not gonna read about the latest fads on your trendy blog. I want nothing to do with that. 'Cause you've made a mess of everything and I'm not listening  You're not a hero, you're a liar. You're not a savior, you're a vampire. Sucking the life out of all the friends you've ever known. You're just a train wreck, not a winner. Up on your soapbox preaching down to the sinners.

1st tally for Bo Burnham, 1st tally for My Whole Family

My Whole Family - Bo Burnham

My whole family thinks I'm gay. I guess, it's always been that way. Maybe, it's 'cause of the way that I walk, makes them think I like...boys.

2nd tally for Bo Burnham, 1st tally for Words,Words, Words

Words, Words, Words - Bo Burnham

Fucked a girl in an apple orchard then came in cider. I thought AIDS was a butt-virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis. I spit gold bars 'cause I was molested by my Uncle Midas. Gay days blow pops, another sucker. Oedipus was the first motherfucker.

3rd tally for Bo Burnham, 1st tally for Catholic Rap

Catholic Rap - Bo Burnham

In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod. My God, they're starting to pray and over the music I can hear them say "Dear God, dear Lord. Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword." Dear good all seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh. The blue balled anti-masturbator. The great all-loving faggot hater. I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest. I come to you with one request. There's so much pain beyond this steeple. Wars and drugs and homeless people. Sadness where there should be joy. Hate and rape and Soulja Boy. A world in darkness needs your light. So, I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight. But, my dog just had surgery, if you could fix that first? Jesus?

57th tally for Blink-182, 1st tally for Go

Go - Blink-182

Why do evil men get away with it? Can't you see that I'm in a world of shit? Turn your back on hope and go back inside. Stop my bleeding heart and let the engine die. I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know.

1st tally for Taylor Swift, 1st tally for We Are Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Getting Ever Back TogEver

We Are Never Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift

Something about John Mayer probably