Here are each team's rosters the moment the draft ended, and their rosters on the final day of the season. Why? Because fuck you.
Fat Jesus' Disciples
Opening Day:
QB - Tony Romo
QB - Matt Flynn
WR - Dez Bryant
WR - Eric Decker
WR - Kendall Wright
WR - Brian Hartline
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Rueben Randle
WR - Devin Hester
WR - Vincent Brown
RB - Adrian Peterson
RB - Michael Bush
RB - Beanie Wells
RB - Evan Royster
TE - Rob Gronkowski
TE - Tony Moeaki
K - Dan Bailey
DEF - Chicago
Final Day:
QB - Tony Romo
QB - Russell Wilson
WR - Dez Bryant
WR - Eric Decker
WR - Kendall Wright
WR - Brian Hartline
WR - Brandon Stokley
WR - Leonard Hankerson
RB - Adrian Peterson
RB - Alfred Morris
RB - Marcel Reece
RB - Jacob Hester
TE - Rob Gronkowski
TE - Coby Fleener
TE - Dwayne Allen
K - Dan Bailey
K - Phil Dawson
DEF - Chicago
9 of the original 18 players made final roster
envy is god
Opening Day:
QB - Tom Brady
QB - Andy Dalton
WR - Dwayne Bowe
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Titus Young
WR - Early Doucet
WR - Austine Collie
RB - BenJarvus Green-Ellis
RB - Fred Jackson
RB - Daniel Thomas
RB - Mike Goodson
RB - Delone Carter
TE - Jason Witten
K - Sebastian Janikowski
K - Steven Hauschka
DEF - Seattle
DEF - Buffalo
Final Day:
QB - Matthew Stafford
QB - Andy Dalton
WR - Greg Jennings
WR - Cecil Shorts
WR - Danario Alexander
WR - Andre Roberts
WR - Emmanuel Sanders
WR - Joseph Morgan
WR - Donald Jones
RB - Darren Sproles
RB - BenJarvus Green-Ellis
RB - Beanie Wells
RB - Montell Owens
RB - Curtis Brinkley
TE - Jason Witten
K - Blair Walsh
K - Sebastian Janikowski
DEF - Indianapolis
5 of the original 18 players made final roster
The Studly Studs
Opening Day:
QB - Aaron Rodgers
QB - Mark Sanchez
WR - Brandon Marshall
WR - Marques Colston
WR - Emmanuel Sanders
WR - Laurent Robinson
WR - Chad Johnson
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Frank Gore
RB - Stevan Ridley
RB - Rashard Mendnhall
RB - Felix Jones
TE - Tony Gonzalez
TE - Scott Chandler
TE - Coby Fleener
K - Stephen Gostkowski
DEF - Houston
DEF - Denver
Final Day:
QB - Aaron Rodgers
QB - Nick Foles
WR - Brandon Marshall
WR - Mike Wallace
WR - Stevie Johnson
WR - T.Y. Hilton
WR - Alshon Jeffery
WR - Riley Cooper
WR - Cole Beasley
RB - Trent Richardson
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Vick Ballard
RB - Mikel LeShoure
RB - Bryce Brown
TE - Jimmy Graham
TE - Tony Gonzalez
K - Stephen Gostkowski
DEF - Houston
6 of the original 18 players made final roster
Reaper's Funhouse
Opening Day:
QB - Jay Cutler
QB - Christian Ponder
WR - Anquan Boldin
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - Brian Quick
RB - Arian Foster
RB - Doug Martin
RB - Marshawn Lynch
RB - Jamaal Charles
RB - Ronnie Hillman
RB - James Starks
TE - Kyle Rudolph
TE - Owen Daniels
K - Matt Bryant
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Arizona
DEF - Dallas
Final Day:
QB - Colin Kaepernick
QB - Jay Cutler
QB - Alex Smith
WR - Anquan Boldin
WR - Miles Austin
WR - Pierre Garcon
WR - Rod Streater
RB - Arian Foster
RB - Doug Martin
RB - Marshawn Lynch
RB - Jamaal Charles
RB - James Starks
TE - Kyle Rudolph
TE - Owen Daniels
K - Matt Bryant
K - Rob Bironas
DEF - Arizona
DEF - Dallas
15 of the original 18 players made final roster
Dimpz Army
Opening Day:
QB - Drew Brees
QB - Ryan Fitzpatrick
WR - Percy Harvin
WR - Roddy White
WR - Torrey Smith
WR - Earl Bennett
WR - Steve Breaston
RB - Michael Turner
RB - David Wilson
RB - Pierre Thomas
RB - Isaac Redman
RB - Joe McKnight
RB - Toby Gerhart
TE - Jacob Tamme
TE - Dallas Clark
K - David Akers
K - Graham Gano
DEF - New York Giants
Final Day:
QB - Drew Brees
QB - Ryan Fitzpatrick
WR - Torrey Smith
WR - Danny Amendola
WR - Donnie Avery
WR - Braylon Edwards
RB - Frank Gore
RB - Michael Turner
RB - David Wilson
RB - Pierre Thomas
RB - Knowshon Moreno
TE - Brandon Myers
TE - Dennis Pitta
TE - David Thomas
TE - Jeff Cumberland
K - David Akers
DEF - St. Louis
DEF - New York Giants
7 of the original 18 players made final roster
Claire It Out
Opening Day:
QB - Matthew Stafford
QB - Alex Smith
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Stevie Johnson
WR - Davone Bess
WR - Devery Henderson
WR - Santonio Holmes
RB - Darren Sproles
RB - Willis McGahee
RB - Mike Tolbert
RB - Ryan Williams
RB - Donald Brown
RB - LeGarrette Blount
RB - Taiwan Jones
TE - Antonio Gates
TE - Ed Dickson
K - Neil Rackers
DEF - Detroit
Final Day:
QB - Tom Brady
WR - Larry Fitzgerald
WR - Marques Colston
WR - Davone Bess
WR - Jeremy Kerley
WR - Jairus Wright
WR - Jason Avant
RB - Stevan Ridley
RB - Bilal Powell
RB - Alex Green
RB - Shaun Draughn
RB - Montario Hardesty
TE - Antonio Gates
TE - Tony Scheffler
K - Justin Tucker
K - Garrett Hartley
DEF - Minnesota
DEF - Detroit
4 of the original 18 players made final roster
Bringing the Ruckus
Opening Day:
QB - Andrew Luck
QB - Ben Roethlisberger
QB - Matt Hasselbeck
WR - Julio Jones
WR - Victor Cruz
WR - Nate Washington
WR - Nate Burleson
WR - Michael Floyd
WR - Deion Branch
RB - LeSean McCoy
RB - Jonathan Stewart
RB - Robert Turbin
TE - Vernon Davis
TE - Brent Celek
TE - Zach Miller
K - John Kasay
DEF - Baltimore
DEF - San Diego
Final Day:
QB - Andrew Luck
QB - Ben Roethlisberger
WR - Julio Jones
WR - Victor Cruz
WR - Nate Washington
WR - Brandon Gibson
WR - Ryan Broyles
RB - LeSean McCoy
RB - Jonathan Stewart
RB - John Kuhn
RB - Brandon Bolden
TE - Vernon Davis
TE - Brent Celek
TE - Zach Miller
K - Alex Henery
K - Adam Vinatieri
DEF - Baltimore
DEF - San Diego
12 of the original 18 players made final roster
The Bunzzzzzzzz
Opening Day:
QB - Eli Manning
QB - Matt Cassel
WR - Vincent Jackson
WR - Danny Amendola
WR - Sidney Rice
WR - Denarius Moore
WR - Alshon Jeffery
RB - Reggie Bush
RB - Ryan Mathews
RB - Jacquizz Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Tim Hightower
TE - Greg Olsen
TE - Anthony Fasano
K - Robbie Gould
K - Nick Novak
DEF - Atlanta
DEF - New England
Final Day:
QB - Eli Manning
QB - Brandon Weeden
WR - Vincent Jackson
WR - Sidney Rice
WR - Denarius Moore
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Jon Baldwin
RB - Reggie Bush
RB - Ryan Mathews
RB - Jacquizz Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Felix Jones
TE - Greg Olsen
TE - Anthony Fasano
K - Robbie Gould
K - Steven Hauschka
DEF - Atlanta
DEF - New England
13 of the original 18 players made final roster
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Opening Day:
QB - Peyton Manning
QB - Josh Freeman
WR - Andre Johnson
WR - James Jones
WR - Santana Moss
WR - Brandon Lloyd
WR - Darrius Heyward-Bey
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Dezmon Briscoe
WR - Joe Adams
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Shonn Greene
RB - Mark Ingram
RB - Isiah Pead
TE - Jermichael Finley
TE - Joel Dressen
K - Adam Vinatieri
DEF - Pittsburgh
Final Day:
QB - Peyton Manning
QB - Josh Freeman
WR - Andre Johnson
WR - James Jones
WR - Santana Moss
WR - Brandon Lloyd
WR - Chris Givens
WR - Darrius Heyward-Bey
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Shonn Greene
RB - Rashad Jennings
RB - LaMichael James
TE - Jermichael Finley
TE - Joel Dressen
K - Lawrence Tynes
K - Connor Barth
DEF - Pittsburgh
DEF - Miami
12 of the original 18 players made final roster
IHateBamsRingTone
Opening Day:
QB - Cam Newton
QB - Matt Schaub
WR - Hakeem Nicks
WR - Lance Moore
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Kenny Britt
WR - Golden Tate
WR - Jerome Simpson
WR - Jon Baldwin
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Darren McFadden
RB - Shane Vereen
RB - Alex Green
RB - Jahvid Best
RB - Joseph Addai
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Mike Nugent
DEF - Philadelphia
Final Day:
QB - Cam Newton
QB - Matt Schaub
WR - Hakeem Nicks
WR - Lance Moore
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Kenny Britt
WR - Golden Tate
WR - Dexter McCluster
WR - Devin Hester
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Darren McFadden
RB - Daniel Thomas
RB - Mike Tolbert
TE - Marcedes Lewis
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Nick Folk
K - Mike Nugent
DEF - Cleveland
11 of the original 18 players made final roster
Deuces Wild
Opening Day:
QB - Sam Bradford
QB - Michael Vick
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Jordy Nelson
WR - Antonio Brown
WR - Mohamed Sanu
WR - Jabar Gaffney
WR - Terrell Owens
RB - DeAngelo Williams
RB - Danny Woodhead
RB - Cedric Benson
RB - Brandon Jacobs
TE - Aaron Hernandez
TE - Dustin Keller
TE - Kellen Winslow
K - Jason Hanson
K - Mason Crosby
DEF - San Francisco
Final Day:
QB - Sam Bradford
QB - Michael Vick
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Jordy Nelson
WR - Antonio Brown
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Brandon LaFell
WR - Andrew Hawkins
WR - Devery Henderson
RB - DeAngelo Williams
RB - Mark Ingram
RB - Ronnie Brown
RB - Ryan Grant
TE - Aaron Hernandez
TE - Heath Miller
K - Jason Hanson
K - Mason Crosby
DEF - San Francisco
10 of the original 18 players made final roster
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Opening Day:
QB - Matt Ryan
QB - Jake Locker
WR - A.J. Green
WR - Demaryius Thomas
WR - Randall Cobb
WR - Michael Crabtree
WR - Mike Williams
WR - Robert Meachem
WR - Dexter McCluster
WR - Mario Manningham
RB - Chris Johnson
RB - DeMarco Murray
RB - Ben Tate
RB - Kevin Smith
TE - Dennis Pitta
TE - Jared Cook
K - Josh Scobee
DEF - Tennessee
Final Day:
QB - Matt Ryan
WR - A.J. Green
WR - Demaryius Thomas
WR - Randall Cobb
WR - Michael Crabtree
WR - Mike Williams
WR - Joshua Morgan
WR - Aldrick Robinson
WR - Mario Manningham
RB - Chris Johnson
RB - DeMarco Murray
RB - Daryl Richardson
RB - Shane Vereen
RB - Ben Tate
TE - Dallas Clark
K - Shayne Graham
DEF - Seattle
DEF - Washington
10 of the original 18 players made final roster
Kristy's Gamers
Opening Day:
QB - Robert Griffin III
QB - Joe Flacco
QB - Tim Tebow
WR - Reggie Wayne
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Justin Blackmon
WR - Jeremy Maclin
WR - Jacoby Ford
WR - Plaxico Burress
RB - C.J. Spiller
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB - LaMichael James
RB - Dion Lewis
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
TE - Marcedes Lewis
K - Dan Carpenter
DEF - New York Jets
Final Day:
QB - Robert Griffin III
QB - Joe Flacco
WR - Reggie Wayne
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Josh Gordon
WR - Justin Blackmon
WR - Jeremy Maclin
RB - C.J. Spiller
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB - Joique Bell
RB - Mike Goodson
RB - Jackie Battle
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
TE - Scott Chandler
K - Greg Zuerlein
DEF - Cincinnati
DEF - New York Jets
11 of the original 18 players made final roster
No Punt Intended
Opening Day:
QB - Philip Rivers
QB - Carson Palmer
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Mike Wallace
WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Greg Little
WR - Stephen Hill
WR - Doug Baldwin
RB - Trent Richardson
RB - Mikel LeShoure
RB - Roy Helu
TE - Jimmy Graham
TE - Heath Miller
TE - Fred Davis
K - Rian Lindell
K - Billy Cundiff
DEF - Cincinnati
DEF - Green Bay
Final Day:
QB - Philip Rivers
QB - Carson Palmer
QB - Chad Henne
WR - Roddy White
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Greg Little
WR - Dwayne Harris
WR - Kris Durham
RB - Danny Woodhead
RB - Chris Ivory
RB - Jonathan Dwyer
RB - Isaac Redman
TE - Martellus Bennett
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Shaun Suisham
DEF - Denver
DEF - Green Bay
6 of the original 18 players made final roster
The Bunzzzzzzzz
Opening Day:
QB - Eli Manning
QB - Matt Cassel
WR - Vincent Jackson
WR - Danny Amendola
WR - Sidney Rice
WR - Denarius Moore
WR - Alshon Jeffery
RB - Reggie Bush
RB - Ryan Mathews
RB - Jacquizz Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Tim Hightower
TE - Greg Olsen
TE - Anthony Fasano
K - Robbie Gould
K - Nick Novak
DEF - Atlanta
DEF - New England
Final Day:
QB - Eli Manning
QB - Brandon Weeden
WR - Vincent Jackson
WR - Sidney Rice
WR - Denarius Moore
WR - Eddie Royal
WR - Jon Baldwin
RB - Reggie Bush
RB - Ryan Mathews
RB - Jacquizz Rodgers
RB - Peyton Hillis
RB - Felix Jones
TE - Greg Olsen
TE - Anthony Fasano
K - Robbie Gould
K - Steven Hauschka
DEF - Atlanta
DEF - New England
13 of the original 18 players made final roster
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Opening Day:
QB - Peyton Manning
QB - Josh Freeman
WR - Andre Johnson
WR - James Jones
WR - Santana Moss
WR - Brandon Lloyd
WR - Darrius Heyward-Bey
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Dezmon Briscoe
WR - Joe Adams
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Shonn Greene
RB - Mark Ingram
RB - Isiah Pead
TE - Jermichael Finley
TE - Joel Dressen
K - Adam Vinatieri
DEF - Pittsburgh
Final Day:
QB - Peyton Manning
QB - Josh Freeman
WR - Andre Johnson
WR - James Jones
WR - Santana Moss
WR - Brandon Lloyd
WR - Chris Givens
WR - Darrius Heyward-Bey
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Shonn Greene
RB - Rashad Jennings
RB - LaMichael James
TE - Jermichael Finley
TE - Joel Dressen
K - Lawrence Tynes
K - Connor Barth
DEF - Pittsburgh
DEF - Miami
12 of the original 18 players made final roster
IHateBamsRingTone
Opening Day:
QB - Cam Newton
QB - Matt Schaub
WR - Hakeem Nicks
WR - Lance Moore
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Kenny Britt
WR - Golden Tate
WR - Jerome Simpson
WR - Jon Baldwin
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Darren McFadden
RB - Shane Vereen
RB - Alex Green
RB - Jahvid Best
RB - Joseph Addai
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Mike Nugent
DEF - Philadelphia
Final Day:
QB - Cam Newton
QB - Matt Schaub
WR - Hakeem Nicks
WR - Lance Moore
WR - DeSean Jackson
WR - Kenny Britt
WR - Golden Tate
WR - Dexter McCluster
WR - Devin Hester
RB - Ahmad Bradshaw
RB - Darren McFadden
RB - Daniel Thomas
RB - Mike Tolbert
TE - Marcedes Lewis
TE - Jermaine Gresham
K - Nick Folk
K - Mike Nugent
DEF - Cleveland
11 of the original 18 players made final roster
Deuces Wild
Opening Day:
QB - Sam Bradford
QB - Michael Vick
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Jordy Nelson
WR - Antonio Brown
WR - Mohamed Sanu
WR - Jabar Gaffney
WR - Terrell Owens
RB - DeAngelo Williams
RB - Danny Woodhead
RB - Cedric Benson
RB - Brandon Jacobs
TE - Aaron Hernandez
TE - Dustin Keller
TE - Kellen Winslow
K - Jason Hanson
K - Mason Crosby
DEF - San Francisco
Final Day:
QB - Sam Bradford
QB - Michael Vick
WR - Calvin Johnson
WR - Jordy Nelson
WR - Antonio Brown
WR - Kevin Walter
WR - Brandon LaFell
WR - Andrew Hawkins
WR - Devery Henderson
RB - DeAngelo Williams
RB - Mark Ingram
RB - Ronnie Brown
RB - Ryan Grant
TE - Aaron Hernandez
TE - Heath Miller
K - Jason Hanson
K - Mason Crosby
DEF - San Francisco
10 of the original 18 players made final roster
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Opening Day:
QB - Matt Ryan
QB - Jake Locker
WR - A.J. Green
WR - Demaryius Thomas
WR - Randall Cobb
WR - Michael Crabtree
WR - Mike Williams
WR - Robert Meachem
WR - Dexter McCluster
WR - Mario Manningham
RB - Chris Johnson
RB - DeMarco Murray
RB - Ben Tate
RB - Kevin Smith
TE - Dennis Pitta
TE - Jared Cook
K - Josh Scobee
DEF - Tennessee
Final Day:
QB - Matt Ryan
WR - A.J. Green
WR - Demaryius Thomas
WR - Randall Cobb
WR - Michael Crabtree
WR - Mike Williams
WR - Joshua Morgan
WR - Aldrick Robinson
WR - Mario Manningham
RB - Chris Johnson
RB - DeMarco Murray
RB - Daryl Richardson
RB - Shane Vereen
RB - Ben Tate
TE - Dallas Clark
K - Shayne Graham
DEF - Seattle
DEF - Washington
10 of the original 18 players made final roster
Kristy's Gamers
Opening Day:
QB - Robert Griffin III
QB - Joe Flacco
QB - Tim Tebow
WR - Reggie Wayne
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Justin Blackmon
WR - Jeremy Maclin
WR - Jacoby Ford
WR - Plaxico Burress
RB - C.J. Spiller
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB - LaMichael James
RB - Dion Lewis
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
TE - Marcedes Lewis
K - Dan Carpenter
DEF - New York Jets
Final Day:
QB - Robert Griffin III
QB - Joe Flacco
WR - Reggie Wayne
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Josh Gordon
WR - Justin Blackmon
WR - Jeremy Maclin
RB - C.J. Spiller
RB - Matt Forte
RB - Maurice Jones-Drew
RB - Joique Bell
RB - Mike Goodson
RB - Jackie Battle
TE - Brandon Pettigrew
TE - Scott Chandler
K - Greg Zuerlein
DEF - Cincinnati
DEF - New York Jets
11 of the original 18 players made final roster
No Punt Intended
Opening Day:
QB - Philip Rivers
QB - Carson Palmer
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Mike Wallace
WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Greg Little
WR - Stephen Hill
WR - Doug Baldwin
RB - Trent Richardson
RB - Mikel LeShoure
RB - Roy Helu
TE - Jimmy Graham
TE - Heath Miller
TE - Fred Davis
K - Rian Lindell
K - Billy Cundiff
DEF - Cincinnati
DEF - Green Bay
Final Day:
QB - Philip Rivers
QB - Carson Palmer
QB - Chad Henne
WR - Roddy White
WR - Steve Smith
WR - Malcom Floyd
WR - Greg Little
WR - Dwayne Harris
WR - Kris Durham
RB - Danny Woodhead
RB - Chris Ivory
RB - Jonathan Dwyer
RB - Isaac Redman
TE - Martellus Bennett
TE - Dustin Keller
K - Shaun Suisham
DEF - Denver
DEF - Green Bay
6 of the original 18 players made final roster
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