Awesomeness Abounds Round By Round Draft

Round 1:
Herr s Chip Factory
The Studly Studs
Claire It Out
Reaper's Funhouse
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Super Bryant Bros.
Password Is Taco
Kristy's Gamers
Password Is Taco
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Password Is Taco
Eeveelution
Eeveelution
Herr s Chip Factory

Round 2:
Shakers And Quakers
#getrekt
Claire It Out
Eeveelution
Let Me See Dat Bush!
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Kristy's Gamers
Password Is Taco
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Password Is Taco
Reaper's Funhouse
Eeveelution
Herr S Chip Factory

Round 3:
Herr s Chip Factory
#getrekt
Claire It Out
Super Bryant Bros.
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Shakers And Quakers
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
#getrekt
Password Is Taco
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Password Is Taco
Reaper's Funhouse
#getrekt
Herr S Chip Factory

Round 4:
Super Bryant Bros.
The Studly Studs
Claire It Out
#getrekt
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Super Bryant Bros.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
The Studly Studs
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Password Is Taco
Reaper's Funhouse
Green Eggs & Graham
Herr S Chip Factory

Round 5:
The Studly Studs
Herr s Chip Factory
Claire It Out 
Green Eggs & Graham
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Super Bryant Bros.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Kristy's Gamers
Claire It Out
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Password Is Taco
Reaper's Funhouse
Eeveelution
Shakers And Quakers

Round 6:
Herr s Chip Factory
#getrekt
The Studly Studs 
Claire It Out
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Super Bryant Bros.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Kristy's Gamers
The Studly Studs
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Password is Taco
Reaper's Funhouse
Eeveelution
#getrekt

Round 7:
Shakers And Quakers
#getrekt
Claire It Out
Green Eggs & Graham 
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Green Eggs & Graham
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Kristy's Gamers
#getrekt
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Reaper's Funhouse
Eeveelution
Shakers And Quakers

Round 8:
Super Bryant Bros.
#getrekt
Claire It Out
Green Eggs & Graham 
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Super Bryant Bros.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Kristy's Gamers
The Studly Studs
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Reaper's Funhouse
Super Bryant Bros.
Herr S Chip Factory

Round 9:
The Studly Studs
#getrekt
Claire It Out
Shakers And Quakers
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Super Bryant Bros.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Kristy's Gamers
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Reaper's Funhouse
Eeveelution
Herr S Chip Factory

Round 10:
Green Eggs & Graham
The Studly Studs
The Studly Studs
Green Eggs & Graham 
Let Me See Dat Bush!
Kristy's Gamers
The Studly Studs
Fuck Yeah Seaking!
Reaper's Funhouse
Green Eggs & Graham
Shakers And Quakers

Extra:
Shakers And Quakers
Green Eggs & Graham
Kristy's Gamers
Eeveelution
Shakers And Quakers
Green Eggs & Graham
Kristy's Gamers
Eeveelution
Shakers And Quakers
Green Eggs & Graham

Round by Round Draft

Round 1:
The Price is Right
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
Men of Steal
The No Hardons
Men of Steal
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 2:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
50 K's of Gray
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
I Love Yu Man
Eaton Me Out

Round 3:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Teheran It Up
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 4:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 5:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
50 K's of Gray
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 6:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
Teheran It Up
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
Teheran It Up
Men of Steal
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 7:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 8:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Swing for the Pences
Swing for the Pences
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 9:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
Men of Steal
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 10:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
The Price is Right
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
I Love Yu Man
The Price is Right
The Price is Right
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 11:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 12:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 13:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 14:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 15:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
The Springer Show
Eaton Me Out

Round 16:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
50 K's of Gray
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 17:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 18:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 19:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 20:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 21:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 22:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
Teheran It Up!
Eaton Me Out

Round 23:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
The Price is Right
Eaton Me Out

Round 24:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
The Price is Right
Eaton Me Out

Round 25:
The Springer Show
Cain Dat Ass
Seakings
50 K's of Gray
The No Hardons
I Love Yu Man
Puigs in a Blanket
Men of Steal
The Price is Right
Swing for the Pences
The Price is Right
Eaton Me Out

Basedball Pick Tracker

The fantasy baseball draft is around the corner so he's an easy tally of all the picks:

Round 1
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 2 (The Springer Show)
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 0
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up! - 1
In memory of oscar - 3 (50 K's of Gray, I Love Yu Man)
The Springer Show - 0
50 K's of Gray - 0
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 2
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 2 (Teheran It Up!)
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 0
In memory of oscar - 0
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 2 (In memory of oscar)
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 3
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 2 (In memory of oscar)
In memory of oscar - 0
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 4
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 5
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 0
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 2 (Chris Coghlan Is Bae)
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 6
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 0
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 0
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 2 (Chris Coghlan Is Bae)
In memory of oscar - 2 (Swing for the Pences)
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 7
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 8
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 0
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 3 (Chris Coghlan Is Bae, In memory of oscar)
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 0
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 9
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 2 (50 K's of Gray)
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 10
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 3 (50 K's of Gray, Swing for the Pences)
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 0
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 2 (In memory of oscar)
In memory of oscar - 0
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 11
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 12
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 13
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 14
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 15
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 0
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 2 (Teheran It Up)
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 16
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 0
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 2 (Chris Coghlan Is Bae)
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 17
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 18
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 19
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 20
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 21
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 22
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 1
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 1
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Round 23
Chris Coghlan Is Bae - 2 (Teheran It Up)
Puigs in a Blanket - 1
I Love Yu Man - 1
Swing for the Pences - 1
Seakings - 1
Cain Dat Ass - 1
The No Hardons - 1
Teheran It Up - 0
In memory of oscar - 1
The Springer Show - 1
50 K's of Gray - 1
Eaton Me Out - 1

Super Convoluted Draft Pick Trade Tracker

Round 1:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 2 (Reaper's Funhouse)

Reaper's Funhouse - 1 (Finding Hanna)

Simply Beastly - 3 (The Studly Studs, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT)

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs -1 (#getrekt)

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 0

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 0

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 0

Ahmed - 1

Round 2:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 2 (Finding Hanna)

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 2 (The Studly Studs)

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 0

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 2 (Super Bryant Bros.)

Super Bryant Bros. - 0

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 0

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 1

Round 3:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 0

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 2 (The Studly Studs)

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 0

Kristy's Gamers - 0

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1 (Finding Hanna)

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 0

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 3 (Eeveelution, Kristy's Gamers)

Ahmed -2 (Super Bryant Bros.)

Round 4:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 0

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1

Kristy's Gamers - 0

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 2 (Kristy's Gamers)

Super Bryant Bros. - 2 (Ahmed)

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1 (Eeveelution)

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 2 (Finding Hanna)

Ahmed - 0

Round 5:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1 (Ahmed)

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 2 (The Studly Studs)

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 0

Round 6:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 2 (Claire It Out)

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 0

Claire It Out - 1 (Finding Hanna)

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 1

Round 7:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 0

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 2 (Super Bryant Bros.)

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 1

Round 8:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 0

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 3 (Ahmed, Eeveelution)

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 0

Round 9:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1 (Ahmed)

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 0

Claire It Out - 2 (The Studly Studs)

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 1 (Finding Hanna)

Round 10:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 0

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 2 (Claire It Out)

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 3 (Eeveelution, Ahmed)

Claire It Out - 0

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 0

Round 11:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 0

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 2 (Super Bryant Bros.)

Round 12:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1 (Ahmed)

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 2 (Super Bryant Bros.)

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 0

Round 13:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 0

Kristy's Gamers - 2 (The Studly Studs)

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 0

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 2 (Super Bryant Bros.)

Round 14:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 1

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 0

Kristy's Gamers - 2 (The Studly Studs)

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 2 (Claire It Out)

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 0

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 1

Round 15:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 2 (Ahmed)

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 0

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 1

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 1

Claire It Out - 1

#getrekt - 1

Ahmed - 1 (Simply Beastly)

Round 16:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 2 (#getrekt)

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 0

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 0

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 2 (Ahmed)

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 2 (Claire It Out)

Claire It Out - 1 (The Studly Studs)

#getrekt - 0

Ahmed - 1 (Simply Beastly)

Round 17:

Tag Team Ass Factory - 1

Eeveelution - 1

Reaper's Funhouse - 1

Simply Beastly - 0

Fuck Yeah Seaking! - 1

The Studly Studs - 3 (Finding Hanna, Kristy's Gamers)

Kristy's Gamers - 1

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT - 1

Super Bryant Bros. - 1

Let Me See Dat Bush! - 1

Finding Hanna - 2 (#getrekt, Claire It Out)

Claire It Out - 0

#getrekt - 0

Ahmed - 3 (Super Bryant Bros., Simply Beastly)

Trade Log:

11/07/14:

The Studly Studs traded their 1st-round pick to Ahmed

Ahmed traded his 17th-round pick to The Studly Studs

Finding Hanna traded their 9th-round pick to Ahmed

Ahmed traded his 10th-round pick to Finding Hanna

11/13/14:

Super Bryant Bros. traded their 2nd and 11th-round picks to Ahmed

Ahmed traded his 8th and 16th-round picks to Super Bryant Bros.

11/18/14:

The Studly Studs traded their 5th-round pick to Claire It Out

Claire It Out traded their 10th-round pick to The Studly Studs

11/20/14:

Super Bryant Bros. traded their 13th-round pick to Ahmed

Ahmed traded his 15th-round pick to Super Bryant Bros.

11/27/14:

Kristy's Gamers traded their 4th-round pick to The Studly Studs

The Studly Studs traded their 14th-round pick to Kristy's Gamers

12/01/14:

Finding Hanna traded their 4th-round pick to #getrekt

#getrekt traded their 17th-round pick to Finding Hanna

12/13/14:

Claire It Out traded their 6th-round pick to The Studly Studs

The Studly Studs traded their 16th-round pick to Claire It Out

12/14/14:

Finding Hanna traded their 1st-round pick to The Studly Studs

The Studly Studs traded their 9th-round pick to Finding Hanna

12/15/14:

Ahmed traded his 9th-round pick to The Studly Studs

The Studly Studs traded Ahmed's 17th-round pick to Ahmed

12/15/14:

Eeveelution traded their 8th-round pick to Super Bryant Bros.

Super Bryant Bros. traded Ahmed's 15th-round pick to Eeveelution

12/20/14:

Eeveelution traded their 3rd-round pick to #getrekt

#getrekt traded their 16th-round pick to Eeveeltuion

12/23/14:

Finding Hanna traded their 3rd-round pick to Super Bryant Bros.

Super Bryant Bros. traded their 7th-round pick to Finding Hanna

12/23/14:

Super Bryant Bros. traded their 12th-round pick to Claire It Out

Claire It Out traded their 14th-round pick to Super Bryant Bros.

12/23/14:

Super Bryant Bros. traded their 3rd and 17th-round picks to Ahmed

Ahmed traded his 4th and 12th-round picks to Super Bryant Bros.

12/30/14:

Finding Hanna traded their 2nd-round pick to Eeveelution

Eeveelution traded their 10th-round pick to Finding Hanna

1/23/15:

The Studly Studs traded Finding Hanna's 1st-round pick to Finding Hanna

Finding Hanna traded their 17th-round pick to The Studly Studs

1/24/15:
Ahmed traded The Studly Studs' 1st-round pick to Simply Beastly
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT traded their 1st-round pick to Simply Beastly
The Studly Studs traded their 2nd-round pick to Simply Beastly
Ahmed traded Super Bryant Bros.' 2nd-round pick to BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Ahmed traded his 5th-round pick to The Studly Studs
Simply Beastly traded their 15th, 16th and 17th-round picks to Ahmed

1/25/15:
The Studly Studs traded Kristy's Gamers' 4th-round pick to BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT traded their 17th-round pick to The Studly Studs

2/7/15:
Finding Hanna traded their 6th-round and The Studly Studs' 9th-round picks to Claire It Out
Claire It Out traded their 16th and 17th-round picks to Finding Hanna

5/9/15:
Kristy's Gamers traded their 3rd-round pick to The Studly Studs
The Studly Studs traded their 13th-round pick to Kristy's Gamers
#getrekt traded their 1st-round pick to The Studly Studs
The Studly Studs traded Kristy's Gamers' 3rd-round pick to #getrekt

5/22/15:
Finding Hanna traded their 1st-round pick to Eeveelution
Eeveelution traded their 4th-round to Finding Hanna
Eeveelution traded Finding Hanna's 1st-round pick to Reaper's Funhouse
Reaper's Funhouse traded their 1st-round pick to Eeveelution

7/17/15:
Finding Hanna traded their 8th-round pick to Eeveelution
Eeveelution traded their 12th-round pick to Finding Hanna

Random-Ass Awesomeness Abounds In-Season Review

Fellow fantasy nerds, the gloss on the wood has turned into scuff and your fresh new shoes have faded into the back of your closet behind the torn-up hoody you haven't worn since junior high.  That beautiful team you drafted in August that caused rosterbation the likes of which not seen before looks completely different.  Was it for the better?  Worse?  Let your nerd guide, Michael Ryne, take you through what could have been and what could still happen.

1 - Reaper's Funhouse (8-2)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Peyton Manning

WR - Pierre Garcon

WR - Michael Crabtree

WR - Sammy Watkins

RB - Marshawn Lynch

RB - DeMarco Murray

TE - Jason Witten

Flex - Steven Jackson

Flex - Brian Hartline

K - Adam Vinatieri

DEF - Cincinnati

BN - Tim Wright

BN - Derek Carr

BN - Chris Ivory

BN - Harry Douglas

BN - Rod Streater

BN - Dan Carpenter

Current roster:

QB - Peyton Manning

WR - Pierre Garcon

WR - Anquan Boldin

WR - Sammy Watkins

RB - Marshawn Lynch

RB - DeMarco Murray

TE - Jason Witten

Flex - Chris Ivory

Flex - Percy Harvin

K - Adam Vinatieri

DEF - Cincinnati

BN - Eddie Royal

BN - Austin Seferian-Jenkins

BN - Tim Wright

BN - Roy Helu Jr.

BN - Derek Carr

BN - Dan Carpenter

Is this finally the God damn, mother-fucking year for Reaper?  I have said it once and I will say it a million times, Reaper's Funhouse should have already won at least one championship in our league's illustrious history -- but he has nothing on his mantel.  With a roster led by literal football robot destroyer, Peyton Manning and a RB duo the likes of which would make any fantasy nerd cream his pants, Reaper's Funhouse is in the driver's seat after knocking off his biggest competition this past week in Simply Beastly.

A regular season darling, Reaper's Funhouse is still searching for that moment of glory in the playoffs.  Chris Ivory emerging as a bonafide flex stud has helped this team immensely while Jason Witten continues to prove that age ain't nothing but a number.  Kudos to Reaper for covering his ass, though, because eventually Jerry Jones will take Witten out to pasture and put him down, so trading the dinosaur that is Steven Jackson for a spry, young tight end prospect in Austin Seferian-Jenkins was extremely prudent.

Derek Carr is basically the fantasy version of Brock Osweiler.

2 - BLOWN THE FUCK OUT (7-3)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Aaron Rodgers

WR - Demaryius Thomas

WR - Randall Cobb

WR - Kendall Wright

RB - Chris Johnson

RB - Darren Sproles

TE - Jordan Reed

Flex - Mohamed Sanu

Flex - Danny Amendola

K - Steven Hauschka

DEF - Arizona

BN - James Jones

BN - Bishop Sankey

BN - Christine Michael

BN - Blake Bortles

BN - Richard Rodgers

BN - Buffalo

Current roster:

QB - Aaron Rodgers

WR - Demaryius Thomas

WR - Randall Cobb

WR - Larry Fitzgerald

RB - Justin Forsett

RB - Ryan Mathews

TE - Charles Clay

Flex - Mohamed Sanu

Flex - Darren Sproles

K - Chandler Catanzaro

DEF - Arizona

BN - Jordan Reed

BN - Robert Woods

BN - Stedman Bailey

BN - Chris Johnson

BN - Branden Oliver

BN - Doug Martin

A year ago, Olivia traded Cam Newton and Brandon Marshall for Aaron Rodgers and her team torpedoed because fantasy football is a cold, heartless bitch.  She then watched Newton and Marshall go on to win the championship on The Studly Studs.  The patience has paid off this year as Olivia is enjoying her first elite team in her short fantasy football history.

Aaron Godgers is on a tear this season and anyone with him leading the way will be a threat to win each week, but when you add in an unfair WR core like Olivia has, you have a squad that can be the top scorer on any given week.

The running backs on this team were easily the weak point on an otherwise very formidable roster.  An ability to improve a team during the season itself is vital for any scrub who wishes to step up with the big boys (or girls, in this league).  Chris Johnson is a bench player for BTFO now while Darren Sproles is a flex guy thanks to the addition of Justin Forsett and Ryan Mathews/Branden Oliver.  Forsett is one of fantasy's top running backs this year.  Seriously

Ryan Mathews probably has broken a bone in the time it has taken me to write this sentence, but if he can be healthy for the remainder of the season and provide Olivia with some sort of yardage stability, she could join Beastly and Reaper in the small group of championship contenders.

3 - Simply Beastly (7-3)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Drew Brees

WR - Julio Jones

WR - T.Y. Hilton

WR - Marques Colston

RB - Jamaal Charles

RB - Rashad Jennings

TE - Jared Cook

Flex - Kelvin Benjamin

Flex - Riley Cooper

K - Phil Dawson

DEF - Seattle

BN - Andy Dalton

BN - LeGarrette Blount

BN - Steve Smith Sr.

BN - Donte Moncrief

BN - Dwayne Allen

BN - Paul Richardson

Current roster:

QB - Drew Brees

WR - Julio Jones

WR - T.Y. Hilton

WR - Steve Smith Sr.

RB - Jamaal Charles

RB - Rashad Jennings

TE - Mychal Rivera

Flex - Kelvin Benjamin

Flex - Odell Beckham Jr.

K - Shayne Graham

DEF - Carolina

BN - Tre Mason

BN - Bobby Rainey

BN - Dwayne Allen

BN - Marques Colston

BN - Donte Moncrief

BN - Andy Dalton

For my money, Simply Beastly has the deepest and most complete roster in our league.  After a ridiculously successful debut season a year ago in Awesomeness Abounds, he is poised once again to challenge for a championship he just missed out on a season ago -- by a mere .40 points to The Studly Studs.

I detested Riley Cooper in the flex spot when the season broke, so Jeggerd decided to take my opinion and obliterate it into pure nothingness by trading for rookie sensation Odell Beckham Jr.  With the rookie mega-duo of Beckham and Kelvin Benjamin in the flex spots, you have one of the best lineups in our league.  Some people are starting Corey Washington in this league by comparison.

Bench guys like Tre Mason, Dwayne Allen, Marques Colston, Donte Moncrief and Bobby Rainey would start on most other teams.  They're just fodder to this team ready to annihilate your asshole any given week.

4 - Kristy's Gamers (6-4)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Matthew Stafford

WR - Victor Cruz

WR - Roddy White

WR - Emmanuel Sanders

RB - Arian Foster

RB - Pierre Thomas

TE - Martellus Bennett

Flex - DeAngelo Williams

Flex - Tavon Austin

K - Nate Freese

DEF - New England

BN - Andrew Hawkins

BN - Aaron Dobson

BN - Dexter McCluster

BN - Jermaine Kearse

BN - Lorenzo Taliaferro

BN - Jonathan Grimes

Current roster:

QB - Matthew Stafford

WR - Roddy White

WR - Terrance Williams

WR - Andrew Hawkins

RB - Arian Foster

RB - DeAngelo Williams

TE - Martellus Bennett

Flex - Hakeem Nicks

Flex - Lorenzo Taliaferro

K - Shaun Suisham

DEF - New England

BN - Corey Washington

BN - Theo Riddick

BN - Alfred Blue

BN - Eric Ebron

BN - Blake Bortles

BN - St. Louis

Kristy's Gamers is ran by, well, obviously Kristy -- HOWEVER, she must be a gypsy because this team has no right being a top-4 team in the league holding on to a playoff spot.  At just 1263.22 points, Kristy's Gamers have scored less than the next seven teams below them in the standings currently.

Trading away Peyton Manning's new BFF in Emmanuel Sanders will be a move that comes back to haunt a team currently employing regular playing time to rookie RB Lorenzo Taliaferro.  With the final precious few weeks of the season left before fantasy playoffs begin, Kristy's downward spiral is already on the horizon.  Currently mired in a two-game losing streak as her nice PPR find in Andrew Hawkins deals with injuries and Arian Foster's hamstrings continue to disintegrate before our eyes, this nice little-engine-that-could team will be lucky to finish above .500 this year.

Matthew Stafford has been a huge disappointment this year overall, but the return of Calvin Johnson could mean a sliver of hope for Kristy's Gamers.  I won't hold my breath, though, because DeAngelo Williams is the second-best running back on this team.

5 - Tag Team Ass Factory (5-5)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Russell Wilson

WR - Alshon Jeffery

WR - Percy Harvin

WR - Golden Tate

RB - Eddie Lacy

RB - Knowshon Moreno

TE - Julius Thomas

Flex - Anquan Boldin

Flex - Vernon Davis

K - Brandon McManus

DEF - Philadelphia

BN - Stevan Ridley

BN - Jeremy Hill

BN - Antonio Gates

BN - Josh Gordon

BN - Ben Roethlisberger

BN - Coby Fleener

Current roster:

QB - Russell Wilson

WR - Alshon Jeffery

WR - Golden Tate

WR - Michael Crabtree

RB - Eddie Lacy

RB - Jerick McKinnon

TE - Julius Thomas

Flex - Jeremy Hill

Flex - Larry Donnell

K - Cody Parkey

DEF - Philadelphia

BN - Doug Baldwin

BN - Josh Gordon

BN - Isaiah Crowell

BN - Coby Fleener

BN - Kendall Hunter

BN - Houston

There is a lot of hubbub surrounding the possibility of the defending champions making a run at the final fourth playoff seed in the coming weeks, but it's Eddeh's Tag Team Ass Factory that is the team to pay attention to.  Armed with a complete roster filled to the brim with top fantasy stars, this is the squad to assume the 4th seed in the coming weeks.  At only one game behind currently, I would expect Tag Team Ass Factory to be the 4th seed this time next week.

Gio Bernard's injury has been spectacular news for Jeremy Hill and Eddeh who can now put him into his lineup on any given week.  And despite Alshon Jeffery and Michael Crabtree under performing, we are extremely close to fantasy mega-stud Josh Gordon returning from suspension.  Eddeh will have a fuck-you-new-number-one-wide-receiver to put in his roster from the get-go.

He also has two of the top fantasy defenses because why the fuck not?  Philadelphia, once considered to be not even worth a roster spot, has been disgustingly good this season.

If Eddie Lacy could just play the Bears every week, Eddeh would probably be undefeated.

6 - Super Bryant Bros. (5-5)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Jay Cutler

WR - Dez Bryant

WR - Brandin Cooks

WR - Markus Wheaton

RB - Montee Ball

RB - Zac Stacy

TE - Jordan Cameron

Flex - Joique Bell

Flex - Travis Kelce

K - Dan Bailey

DEF - Chicago

BN - Brian Quick

BN - Andre Holmes

BN - Teddy Bridgewater

BN - Ronnie Hillman

BN - Benny Cunningham

BN - Allen Hurns

Current roster:

QB - Tony Romo

WR - Dez Bryant

WR - Brandin Cooks

WR - Martavis Bryant

RB - Denard Robinson

RB - Joique Bell

TE - Travis Kelce

Flex - Shane Vereen

Flex - Jonas Gray

K - Dan Bailey

DEF - Baltimore

BN - Teddy Bridgewater

BN - Andre Holmes

BN - Bryce Brown

BN - Kyle Orton

BN - Patrick Murray

BN - Minnesota

IR - Allen Robinson

IR - Tyler Eifert

Going into the season, Super Bryant Bros. was one of the more organized teams in the league.  Armed with two starting running backs -- one with the potential through the roof -- and both their handcuffs, Matt was not going to get burned by any hiccups.  But then he dropped Benny Cunningham and Ronnie Hillman -- who have been gone on to become very formidable players in fantasy this season while Montee Ball ripped his groin from his leg and threw it in the garbage.

Remember when Zac Stacy was a thing?  Neither does Matt.

Tony Romo is back to try and recreate the magic of two years ago when Matt won the league's championship behind Dez Bryant and Romo's bromance.  At just one game behind the 4th seed, the Bryant Bros. are just as much in this race as anyone else.  Travis Kelce has been a spectacular find due to Jordan Cameron coming down with a chronic case of deadness.  At some point this season, Markus Wheaton evolved into Martavis Bryant and Matt didn't hit the B button to stop it.

Matt is hoping that having a team full of flex-worthy running backs will lead his team to the playoffs.  Except Denard Robinson, he's fucking awesome.

7 - Eeveelution (5-5)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Matt Ryan

WR - A.J. Green

WR. Torrey Smith

WR - Reggie Wayne

RB - Matt Forte

RB - Frank Gore

TE - Jimmy Graham

Flex - Justin Hunter

Flex - Kenny Britt

K - Greg Zuerlein

DEF - Kansas City

BN - Khiry Robinson

BN - Joe Flacco

BN - Garrett Graham

BN - Logan Thomas

BN - Santonio Holmes

BN - Denver

Current roster:

QB - Matt Ryan

WR - A.J. Green

WR - Torrey Smith

WR - Reggie Wayne

RB - Matt Forte

RB - Frank Gore

TE - Jimmy Graham

Flex - Ronnie Hillman

Flex - Justin Hunter

K - Matt Bryant

DEF - Kansas City

BN - Paul Richardson

BN - Juwan Thompson

BN - Khiry Robinson

BN - Jeremy Kerley

BN - Allen Hurns

BN - Denver

Last week was the pivotal game for Eve's Eeveelution.  A win would have put her at 6-4 and the final playoff team in the standings.  Unfortunately she was not able to keep up and has fallen back into the cesspool of mediocrity that is the middle of the standings in this league.  No longer a threat to elitism, Eeveelution is struggling.

What could have been?  Armed with the top pick in the draft and DeMarco Murray and Le'Veon Bell sitting there available -- already equipped with Matt Forte, A.J. Green and Jimmy Graham as keepers -- Eve chose Matt Ryan with the first-overall pick.  Forgoing an embarrassment of riches.  Eve's team could be where Reaper's is right now had she chosen differently.

The team is still talented and by golly, they might actually get healthy with A.J. Green and Jimmy Graham returning from owies.  But Frank Gore and Torrey Smith are hit or miss while Justin Hunter has not taken the leap forward many predicted.

Ronnie Hillman's injury kills this team for me.

8 - Fuck Yeah Seaking! (5-5)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Nick Foles

WR - Julian Edelman

WR - Greg Jennings

WR - Jerricho Cotchery

RB - Alfred Morris

RB - Fred Jackson

TE - Rob Gronkowski

Flex - Ben Tate

Flex - Maurice Jones-Drew

K - Nick Novak

DEF - Houston

BN - Cecil Shorts III

BN - Wes Welker

BN - Kenny Stills

BN - Delanie Walker

BN - Ryan Tannehill

BN - Mark Ingram

Current roster:

QB - Ryan Tannehill

WR - Julian Edelman

WR - Wes Welker

WR - Kenny Stills

RB - Alfred Morris

RB - Mark Ingram

TE - Rob Gronkowski

Flex - Cecil Shorts III

Flex - Fred Jackson

K - Caleb Sturgis

DEF - Green Bay

BN - Delanie Walker

BN - Kenny Britt

BN - Jerricho Cotchery

BN - Daniel Thomas

BN - Nick Foles

BN - Greg Jennings

Ackbar has flirted with being a good team all season.  One week he's putting up disgusting totals that would make any fantasy owner blush, the next you are wondering what the fuck happened?

I love when you look back on rosters and see a formidable player like Fred Jackson go from the second running back on the team to a flex guy, showing that the team has improved.  Mark Ingram has been a beast when healthy this year and if he can stay on the field to end the season, Fuck Yeah Seaking! will make some noise.  Gronk has also stayed healthy this season as well, thus proving Ackbar has a lucky rabbit's foot deep inside a crevice we can't really fathom.

Speaking of health: Nick Foles is gone. Forever. He's not coming back this season.  The Sanchize has taken over Philadelphia, so Ackbar's fantasy hopes ride on the shoulders -- and legs of the spry little -- Ryan Tannehill.  Unfortunately, this team is hindered by the fact that Wes Welker has been high on Molly for the entire season.

This team is the "Fireworks" by Katy Perry of fantasy teams.  There is still hope.

 9 - Let Me See Dat Bush! (5-5)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Phillip Rivers

WR - Keenan Allen

WR - DeSean Jackson

WR - Eric Decker

RB - Giovani Bernard

RB - Reggie Bush

TE - Dennis Pitta

Flex - Danny Woodhead

Flex - Marqise Lee

K - Shayne Graham

DEF - San Francisco

BN - Cam Newton

BN - Jordan Matthews

BN - Miles Austin

BN - Ahmad Bradshaw

BN - Chris Polk

BN - Matt Prater

Current roster:

QB - Phillip Rivers

WR - DeSean Jackson

WR - Keenan Allen

WR - Eric Decker

RB - Gio Bernard

RB - Ahmad Bradshaw

TE - Jared Cook

Flex - Reggie Bush

Flex - Jordan Matthews

K - Steven Hauschka

DEF - Miami

BN - Rueben Randle

BN - Miles Austin

BN - Cam Newton

BN - Garrett Graham

BN - Knile Davis

BN - San Francisco

IR - Danny Woodhead

I had such a raging hard-on for this team when I wrote my predictions piece back in August and I still got a chub when I wrote out the week 1 roster.  But then EVERYBODY DIED.

Gio Bernard.  Gone forever.  Probably.

Danny Woodhead.  Literally never heard from again.

Dennis Pitta.  His hip don't lie and probably is in a wheel chair somewhere.

Reggie Bush.  Perpetually in a state of injured.

Not to mention Keenan Allen and Cam Newton got arrested for murdering this team.

There have been golden pickups on this roster.  Ahmad Bradshaw, Gio Bernard and then Reggie Bush in the flex?  How sexy would that be?  Instead, Maggie is left shuffling her lineup imagining a world that might have been.

Dynasty-wise, she's still fine.  Jordan Matthews has really shown a lot of talent in Philadelphia while Bernard, Allen and Newton can't all be as bad next year as they are this year.  Ri...right?

10 - The Studly Studs (4-6)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Colin Kaepernick

WR - Brandon Marshall

WR - Terrance Williams

WR - Mike Evans

RB - LeSean McCoy

RB - Le'Veon Bell

TE - Kyle Rudolph

Flex - Shane Vereen

Flex - Cody Latimer

K - Justin Tucker

DEF - Carolina

BN - Johnny Manziel

BN - Lance Dunbar

BN - Eric Ebron

BN - Devonta Freeman

BN - Davante Adams

BN - John Brown

Current roster:

QB - Andrew Luck

WR - Antonio Brown

WR - Jordy Nelson

WR - Emmanuel Sanders

RB - Le'Veon Bell

RB - C.J. Anderson

TE - Greg Olsen

Flex - DeAndre Hopkins

Flex - Bishop Sankey

K - Justin Tucker

DEF - Seattle

BN - Steven Jackson

BN - Ryan Mallett

BN - Montee Ball

BN - Carlos Hyde

BN - LaMichael James

BN - Graham Gano

IR - Marvin Jones

The defending champion and two-time champion overall, Studly Studs began this season in disastrous fashion -- losing every single game until who knows when.  The roster was full of under-achieving ne'er-do-wells.

Then I, Michael Ryne, did a trade.  Then another...and another.  And now you have this before you.  It all may be too little too late at this point in this season, but nobody wants to face this buzzsaw with their sights on the most improbable attempt at a playoff run in league history.

Even if this team doesn't do anything for the rest of the season, this demonic plague of dynasty goodness will arguably be the most intimidating team going into next season.  It will be a genuine chore to pick seven keepers next year.

I hope, for the sake of our league, my team does not wind up making the playoffs after the piss-poor start it had.  No one will hear the end of it.

11 - Weed/Child Abuse FTW (4-6)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Andrew Luck

WR - Jeremy Maclin

WR - Michael Floyd

WR - Hakeem Nicks

RB - Ryan Mathews

RB - Shonn Greene

TE - Greg Olsen

Flex - DeAndre Hopkins

Flex - Carlos Hyde

K - Stephen Gostowski

DEF - St. Louis

BN - Jonathan Dwyer

BN - Andre Ellington

BN - Odell Beckham Jr.

BN - Donald Brown

BN - Robert Woods

BN - Zach Miller

IR - Charles Sims

Current roster:

QB - Jay Cutler

WR - Calvin Johnson

WR - Jeremy Maclin

WR - Andre Johnson

RB - Andre Ellington

RB - Pierre Thomas

TE - Antonio Gates

Flex - James Jones

Flex - Michael Floyd

K - Stephen Gostowski

DEF - Buffalo

BN - Jordan Cameron

BN - Harry Douglas

BN - Stevie Johnson

BN - Marion Grice

BN - Owen Daniels

BN - Travaris Cadet

IR - Marcedes Lewis

IR - Rod Streater

One of the league's most active managers, Jerry has revamped Weed/Child Abuse FTW more times than we can count at this point.  Seemingly never satisfied with his roster, he continues to search for trades and moves he can make to improve his roster.  Until he inevitably gets sick of his players again in a week and tries to trade them again.

Currently, the team has an impressive amount of depth with projections near the top of the league.  Getting Michael Floyd and James Jones out of WR slots and into flexes is great as it allows him to employ three very-good-to-great receivers.  Buying low on Calvin Johnson could mean the difference between a last quarter of the season being meaningless and fighting for that elusive final playoff spot.

Trading Andrew Luck will likely go down as one of the bigger blunders of the season, though, I guess if you are going to get rid of the future of the NFL, you might as well get Megatron and Andre Ellington.  The former being arguably the most underrated player in fantasy this season.

#CuttyDoesntDoesIt

12 - Claire It Out (4-6)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Tom Brady

WR - Larry Fitzgerald

WR - Cordarrelle Patterson

WR - Mike Williams

RB - Doug Martin

RB - Bernard Pierce

TE - Charles Clay

Flex - Darren McFadden

Flex - Andre Williams

K - Robbie Gould

DEF - Oakland

BN - Tyler Eifert

BN - Marvin Jones

BN - Ray Rice

BN - Theo Riddick

BN - James Starks
BN - Baltimore

Current roster:

QB - Tom Brady

WR - Mike Evans

WR - Brandon LaFell

WR - Kendall Wright

RB - Ben Tate

RB - Darren McFadden

TE - Kyle Rudolph

Flex - Terrance West

Flex - John Brown

K - Phil Dawson

DEF - Detroit

BN - Andre Willims

BN - Clay Harbor

BN - Ben Roethlisberger

BN - Devonta Freeman

BN - Mark Sanchez

BN - Cody Latimer

Claire's team is...it's...it's not that bad.  I am honestly proud of the job she has done to acquire young talent like Mike Evans, John Brown and Terrance West all while still employing the dad at the top in Tom Brady.

Her running back depth this year afforded her the opportunity to make several trades to better her squad as she actually has a real shot at flirting with a .500 record this season -- possibly the first time she would finish over .500 in ANY league we have had as a group in any sport.

Her team will not be flirting with any playoffs this year, but allow me to applaud the job Claire has done.  There are several key dynasty players on this roster, including arguably the best dynasty wide receiver a team can have in Evans.

Still though, in very Claire fashion, her team still has three quarterbacks for whatever reason.  Banking on the Mark Sanchez resurrecting his career and leading her into the future and beyond.  Probably.

13 - unmanned team #1 (3-7)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Tony Romo

WR - Antonio Brown

WR - Jordy Nelson

WR - Mike Wallace

RB - C.J. Spiller

RB - Toby Gerhart

TE - Heath Miller

Flex - Trent Richardson

Flex - Rueben Randle

K - Blair Walsh

DEF - New Orleans

BN - Ladarius Green

BN - Dwayne Bowe

BN - Eli Manning

BN - Tre Mason

BN - Jace Amaro

BN - Doug Baldwin

Current roster:

QB - Robert Griffin III

WR - Mike Wallace

WR - Dwayne Bowe

WR - Cordarrelle Patterson

RB - Trent Richardson

RB - Matt Asiata

TE - Heath Miller

Flex - Jonathan Stewart

Flex - Benny Cunningham

K - Blair Walsh

DEF - Cleveland

BN - Davante Adams

BN - Latavius Murray

BN - Marqise Lee

BN - Johnny Manziel

BN - Zach Mettenberger

BN - Preston Parker

IR - Victor Cruz

IR - C.J. Spiller

IR - Stevan Ridley

Shockingly, employing the running back duo of C.J. Spiller and Toby Gerhart to begin the season did not work out.  And even more shockingly, trading away Jordy Nelson and Antonio Brown to the same team also has not helped the situation.

This team could be somewhat acceptable if Trent Richardson had replaced Gerhart in the lineup and whichever owner had it at the time traded someone a little less valuable for a second running back.  Hell, Benny Cunningham as your RB2 would look better than trading away one of two superstar wide receivers.

Regardless, this team has had two managers this season as Ahmed was tasked with cleaning up the mess Frankie left behind.  If anyone can turn around this putrid excuse for a team, it's that maniac borderline obsessive-compulsive fantasy deity.

14 - #getrekt (2-8)

Week 1 roster:

QB - Robert Griffin III

WR - Calvin Johnson

WR - Vincent Jackson

WR - Andre Johnson

RB - Adrian Peterson

RB - Lamar Miller

TE - Zach Ertz

Flex - Jarrett Boykin

Flex - Malcom Floyd

K - Mason Crosby

DEF - Cleveland

BN - Terrance West

BN - James White

BN - Austin Seferian-Jenkins

BN - Alex Smith

BN - Jonathan Stewart

BN - Andre Caldwell

Current roster:

QB - Colin Kaepernick

WR - Brandon Marshall

WR - Vincent Jackson

WR - Malcom Floyd

RB - LeSean McCoy

RB - Lamar Miller

TE - Zach Ertz

Flex - Vernon Davis

Flex - Charles Sims

K - Mason Crosby

DEF - Pittsburgh

BN - Markus Wheaton

BN - Jace Amaro

BN - Boobie Dixon

BN - Christine Michael

BN - Adrian Peterson

BN - San Diego

What a difference a year makes, huh?  A season ago, #getrekt was a top team in the league destroying peons with their Calvin Johnson/Adrian Peterson full-on demolition tandem of annihilation.  Then AP hit his kid and Megatron sat out for a month.

Now Megatron has been traded and AP is still indefinitely gone.  And with fantasy bust LeSean McCoy leading the way, Parker will hope for major bounce-back years next season along with Brandon Marshall.  Some decent dynasty pieces in Charles Sims, Jace Amaro and Christine Michael are also worth keeping as well.

This team is a prime example of how fickle a bitch fantasy football is and why we should all just give up and do something that doesn't drive us crazy.  That being said, I'll see you next year, Parker.

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I want to pick Reaper's Funhouse to win the championship but he has burned me before so I assume Simply Beastly will take it all while the top three teams stay the same.  Tag Team Ass Factory will grab the 4th seed because I care about all of you and don't want to brag about that amazing comeback my crap-ass team made and embarrassed you all.